thesacredsix:

Cute pics from Wondercon part 1

my child is adorable

look at my child

i hatched this cutie from an egg

stop unfollowing me you know i’m hilarious

shingeki-no-fucking-shit:

i’m seriously gonna start naming my fanfiction the way punk bands name their songs like

"i slept til the cows came home"

"australia is cold for once"

"sundays are for burritos"

"hey man that’s not cool"

"what if we moved to zimbabwe"

so none of the titles will have anything to do with the plot, but y’all will be so intrigued by whatever the fuck any of it means that you’ll have to read and the you’ll click then link and be like “whoa this is just old men fucking.”

surprise. it’s eruri.

water u gonna do.

so i literally just started a new story called “Mr. Clean Would Have His Way With You” if any of you thought I was joking

"I remember the first time I saw you in the throne room. I’d never seen anyone who looked so unhappy. I want very much for you to be happy, Sansa.”

thetowndrugdealer:

i hope one day someone loves all of you as much as i love myself because im fucking great 

i’m currently cosplaying levi…. and about to clean my room… i-

ew clean yourself

ew clean yourself

fight me

fight me

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

u stank

see. if i get your blood on my shirt, we’re gonna have a problem.

see. if i get your blood on my shirt, we’re gonna have a problem.

you know what i think of the military police?

the military police is assholes

where the fuck are my pliers

where the fuck are my pliers